…. Getting used to??…. :/

27/Sept. 2008
Saturday

BREAKING NEWS : AGAIN BLASTS IN DELHI
………… IN ANKHONE DEKHI TABAHI……… MASUM BACHHE KI MAUT… BLAH BLAH BLAH
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Sad …but true….
“ NAHI HAREGI DELHI ”… wht????????
Do these ppl have any other option?
“ How was the look of the smoke… tell us about the smell of it..”
Yeah… really… let’s discuss the type of bomb and all… after all it’s a happening subject these days.

Why ‘m getting irritated with the news channels? … its their job… it’s their way of earning… and a mean to increase their TRP.
Don’t even blame the government now…. no point expecting anything from them.

Grrrrrrrr… please change the channel…. Same story …different people… I don’t want to know the details …Whats the point?
Talk about it for few dayz… say “oh my god” several times and forget it…. That’s what we do… but is that all we ‘can’ do?

Was just discussing this with a friend….
I : may be we are just getting used to it now… :(
U: I m not yet getting used to it… and nobody should …its really serious issue… someone somehow should fix this once and for all

Lolz… my dear friend was still under the effect of ‘a Wednesday’
Nice movie… but who would do that? … Nobody wants to take the pain and give up his/her “peaceful” life for this.
“ I am fine… my family is fine… we are safe… so why should I bother? … of course I feel sad for those people who died in the blasts… but its government’s job to protect us”
Oh…rite…. Its government’s job… but if government is not doing it…. Aren’t we suppose to do something to save our home… our people? … or as it was said in the movie…. “wait till it happens to you” ???
We will celebrate 26th January / 15th August / 2nd October and other 100 n 10 “Jayanti” … sing patriotic songs “Bharat hum ko jaan se pyaara hai” etc… but do nothing. :/

“Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.” – Calvin

That’s just sooooooooo true, Clavin… muuuaaahhhh…..
Anyways we spend our week dayz doing something that has “a point” ;/ … or at least we try so :P
It sounds easy …."to do something pointless" …. Buttttttt …….(pheww..) its damn difficult
But don’t worry … you don’t need to screw your peanut size brains in serch of “no point”
Here are some useful… (or say useless :P) suggestions
(Courtesy.....MTV Tickr ;)

# Read MTV tickr ‘seriously’ and write a blog on it

# Talk about rocket science with your stuffed toy (if you don’t have one… beg/buy/borrow/steal…but get it ;)

# Argue with your brother/ sister/ mom/ friends …. on a totally nonsense topic until they give up…. find out who has the maximum capacity to tolerate

#Work on your channel surfing speed... go from 0 to 60 in 5 seconds

#Don't move at all, get other people to do stuff for you. See how long you can make it before someone yells

# Practice the angry Bobby Deol expression, to be used when cab/rickshaw guys refuse to give change

# Clear out your book-shelves. Find old stuff and get nostalgic.

# Think of ways to improve your Facebook/Orkut profile. It needs all the help it can get.

# Do a detailed study of Aftab Shivdasani's history, early struggle and eventual rise to nothingness

# Count the stars ( naah… boring one… and you’ll hv to wait till d night for that… how about counting the people you’ve already bugged :P )

Got any more idea? ….. add them in comments :)

QUESTIONS & ANSWERS

Hello again :)
“Whats up”….. hahah…. This has become like a universal line to start a conversation :P
And the universal answer to this is… “Nothing much” … huh… awarded as the most boring answer :/ … and most of the time its followed by “ you tell me” … and here Mr Newton is totally right about the equal reaction theory…. the most expected answer is again non-other than our most famous “nothing much”. At times… even if I am really up to something and want to talk about it… I would still start with “nothing much” only.. just out of the sad habit :P

Like friendship day, rose day, choco day etc. etc….. we should also start celebrating “WHAT’S UP” day… a day to find more interesting and entertaining answers than the usual “nothing much” ;D

But you know what…..apart from this “whats up” also … we ask and reply to so many useless/ meaningless questions everyday….. just like that

“Hey… Hows life?”
Huh…. I can write a whole essay in reply….. starting from life is a butterfly to it’s a dinosaur… :P … but generally prefer to say “great” … and most of the time… though not always…. I don’t even really mean it…. ‘M sure I’m not the only one who does this…rite?

“Are you back?”
Naaahhh…. Of course not… ‘m still busy shopping.. the one standing in front of you is just a hologram messenger…. Who’s came here to tell you that I’m planning to skip the dinner today :/
Of course I am back :O
I know…. can’t say all this to a sweetheart mom… so again going by the traditional rules…. “yeah I am back… what’s for the dinner?”

“Whats happening?”
Duuhhh… I wish something was happening … so I wouldn’t have to do time pass chating with you or writing this blog :P
Intially I used to find it really difficult to answer this “happening” question… I would seriously start searching about some “happening” topic and get tensed when nothing happens :(… but now I’ve found the solution …. “nothing much” . What an answer… isn’t it ;)….. always helps ;D … you just need to add “you tell me” to it…. works like a mirror effect…. time for the other one to get tensed and search the topic. :P

Well… there is also a benefit to such questions. The day when some super intelligent alien (disguised as human) will come to spy on earth… even if he/she/whtever … has scanned & memorized the whole dictionary… won’t know that when someone asks “whts up” you’re not really suppose to look at the sky…. :P