WRONG NUMBER...

I don’t blame people for dialing a wrong number. When an itchy to call finger is dancing on tiny-winy buttons of a cell phone… at least 1 one out of 10 digits is likely to go ‘wrong’ :P … But when the timing also goes wrong… it can be horrible or hilarious …depending on your luck ;)

Well… I used to get quite many wrong numbers on my previous number… so I got pretty much used to saying ‘wrong number’ and cut the line… beep beep beep . But this time Mom was the lucky one :D

Trinng trinng…. Trinng trinng…. Trinng trinng

Mom: Hello
Mr dumb: Hi… who is this?
Mom: who are you?
Mr dumb: It’s me
Mom: me who?
Mr dumb: but who are you?
Mom: whom do you wish you speak with?
Mr dumb: Hehehehhehe…. Mr XYZ
Mom: He’s not here
Mr dumb: then where is he?
Mom: I don’t know… this isn’t his number
Mr dumb: then who’s number is this?
Mom: Ours … :/
Mr dumb: But it should be XYZ’s number… anyways… can you give me XYZ’s number?
Mom: I don’t have his number
Mr dumb: why?
Mom: I don’t know him
Mr dumb: why?
Mom: :O
Mr dumb: its oky if you don’t know him… but please give me his number … I have to speak to him about something very important
Mom: I told you… I don’t have his number
Mr dumb: oky…ask someone else they might have his number
Mom: ask who?
Mr dumb: anyone who knows Mr XYZ
Mom: wht? :O … listen you’ve dialed wrong number.. there is no Mr XYZ here.
Mr dumb: hehehhehe…how can a number be wrong?
Mom: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr….

Beep…beep…beep…beep….beep

‘The number you have dialed, has been switched off. Please try again later :O ………’

…. Getting used to??…. :/

27/Sept. 2008
Saturday

BREAKING NEWS : AGAIN BLASTS IN DELHI
………… IN ANKHONE DEKHI TABAHI……… MASUM BACHHE KI MAUT… BLAH BLAH BLAH
:/
Sad …but true….
“ NAHI HAREGI DELHI ”… wht????????
Do these ppl have any other option?
“ How was the look of the smoke… tell us about the smell of it..”
Yeah… really… let’s discuss the type of bomb and all… after all it’s a happening subject these days.

Why ‘m getting irritated with the news channels? … its their job… it’s their way of earning… and a mean to increase their TRP.
Don’t even blame the government now…. no point expecting anything from them.

Grrrrrrrr… please change the channel…. Same story …different people… I don’t want to know the details …Whats the point?
Talk about it for few dayz… say “oh my god” several times and forget it…. That’s what we do… but is that all we ‘can’ do?

Was just discussing this with a friend….
I : may be we are just getting used to it now… :(
U: I m not yet getting used to it… and nobody should …its really serious issue… someone somehow should fix this once and for all

Lolz… my dear friend was still under the effect of ‘a Wednesday’
Nice movie… but who would do that? … Nobody wants to take the pain and give up his/her “peaceful” life for this.
“ I am fine… my family is fine… we are safe… so why should I bother? … of course I feel sad for those people who died in the blasts… but its government’s job to protect us”
Oh…rite…. Its government’s job… but if government is not doing it…. Aren’t we suppose to do something to save our home… our people? … or as it was said in the movie…. “wait till it happens to you” ???
We will celebrate 26th January / 15th August / 2nd October and other 100 n 10 “Jayanti” … sing patriotic songs “Bharat hum ko jaan se pyaara hai” etc… but do nothing. :/

“Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.” – Calvin

That’s just sooooooooo true, Clavin… muuuaaahhhh…..
Anyways we spend our week dayz doing something that has “a point” ;/ … or at least we try so :P
It sounds easy …."to do something pointless" …. Buttttttt …….(pheww..) its damn difficult
But don’t worry … you don’t need to screw your peanut size brains in serch of “no point”
Here are some useful… (or say useless :P) suggestions
(Courtesy.....MTV Tickr ;)

# Read MTV tickr ‘seriously’ and write a blog on it

# Talk about rocket science with your stuffed toy (if you don’t have one… beg/buy/borrow/steal…but get it ;)

# Argue with your brother/ sister/ mom/ friends …. on a totally nonsense topic until they give up…. find out who has the maximum capacity to tolerate

#Work on your channel surfing speed... go from 0 to 60 in 5 seconds

#Don't move at all, get other people to do stuff for you. See how long you can make it before someone yells

# Practice the angry Bobby Deol expression, to be used when cab/rickshaw guys refuse to give change

# Clear out your book-shelves. Find old stuff and get nostalgic.

# Think of ways to improve your Facebook/Orkut profile. It needs all the help it can get.

# Do a detailed study of Aftab Shivdasani's history, early struggle and eventual rise to nothingness

# Count the stars ( naah… boring one… and you’ll hv to wait till d night for that… how about counting the people you’ve already bugged :P )

Got any more idea? ….. add them in comments :)

QUESTIONS & ANSWERS

Hello again :)
“Whats up”….. hahah…. This has become like a universal line to start a conversation :P
And the universal answer to this is… “Nothing much” … huh… awarded as the most boring answer :/ … and most of the time its followed by “ you tell me” … and here Mr Newton is totally right about the equal reaction theory…. the most expected answer is again non-other than our most famous “nothing much”. At times… even if I am really up to something and want to talk about it… I would still start with “nothing much” only.. just out of the sad habit :P

Like friendship day, rose day, choco day etc. etc….. we should also start celebrating “WHAT’S UP” day… a day to find more interesting and entertaining answers than the usual “nothing much” ;D

But you know what…..apart from this “whats up” also … we ask and reply to so many useless/ meaningless questions everyday….. just like that

“Hey… Hows life?”
Huh…. I can write a whole essay in reply….. starting from life is a butterfly to it’s a dinosaur… :P … but generally prefer to say “great” … and most of the time… though not always…. I don’t even really mean it…. ‘M sure I’m not the only one who does this…rite?

“Are you back?”
Naaahhh…. Of course not… ‘m still busy shopping.. the one standing in front of you is just a hologram messenger…. Who’s came here to tell you that I’m planning to skip the dinner today :/
Of course I am back :O
I know…. can’t say all this to a sweetheart mom… so again going by the traditional rules…. “yeah I am back… what’s for the dinner?”

“Whats happening?”
Duuhhh… I wish something was happening … so I wouldn’t have to do time pass chating with you or writing this blog :P
Intially I used to find it really difficult to answer this “happening” question… I would seriously start searching about some “happening” topic and get tensed when nothing happens :(… but now I’ve found the solution …. “nothing much” . What an answer… isn’t it ;)….. always helps ;D … you just need to add “you tell me” to it…. works like a mirror effect…. time for the other one to get tensed and search the topic. :P

Well… there is also a benefit to such questions. The day when some super intelligent alien (disguised as human) will come to spy on earth… even if he/she/whtever … has scanned & memorized the whole dictionary… won’t know that when someone asks “whts up” you’re not really suppose to look at the sky…. :P

oooh... why life is so complicated???

A brand new day…..
Ummm… actually its evening already… so more than half day is gone
.. and don’t ask me ‘what’s up’ … I’ve got nothing to say more than ‘ nothing much ‘ :/….hate it

Actually no… life is not that sad yet
And so far as mom & dad are there to keep adding ‘masala’ to it
Well recent update is… they are searching for ‘Mr. right’

Yeah... I THINK ‘m actually ready to get married IF I find the right guy :/
So my friends keep asking … “what kind of guy?”
Hadn’t thought about it yet… but got tired of saying “I don’t know” and finally figured out a complicated looking answer to keep them busy for a while ;)

Well... there are few basic things which are necessary
1- Good career
2- Nature... being a good person is very very important... that’s what I learnt recently
3- Looks.... of course... expectation is not as high as "hero looks" (... though I don’t mind Ranbir ;) ... but yeah... decent enough
4- Smart enough
5- Should love me a lot and be loyal... (ohh that’s again very important :)

So that’s it...
Sounds very simple... but isn’t that easy to find one like this... .:/
…and when u find all these in one person... suddenly u realize... that something is still missing... call it chemistry or X factor
I don’t know... but that something is very important.. u can’t define it... at times u yourself don’t know what exactly that thing is
May be that is called the search for "the one"
God knows.... if “the one" really exist or not... but still lets try... ;)

And here comes the biggest problem... where to start from... there is not specific market for this “the one" :P
Where to search for him... no website... no search engine.... I don’t trust matrimonial sites
No picture to match with... apart from the hazy painting in ur mind
No specified signs to tell you how to recognize him
No omens to let you know... that your search meets the end here
No "akashwani" or "bijali drama" :/
The scariest part.... he can be jus right around the corner... just a hand stretch away... and you will be still busy searching for him in the other corner... or even worse.... in the person sitting beside him.... after a while... he will go away... out of your reach.... and then you realize.... "Goshhh... he was the one... how stupid of me"... but no use.... or you might not realize it ever n keep waiting for him and complain to God.... "Where is he..... or have u forgotten to make one for me??? "
Hehehehhe

Dear God.... this is not fair... it shouldn’t be so difficult to find your Mr./Ms right...... please make it little easier… or at least give some clue ;)

... if we can really think this way

Another slow day... nothing much to do... and getting bored
so doing my favourite time pass.... just surfing on random subjects.... and came across this little prayer.... and thought it's worth sharing.
Half of the problems of life will be solved if we can really think this way :) ... at least let's try.


" Heavenly Father, Help us remember that the jerk who cut us off in traffic last night is a single mother who worked nine hours that day and is rushing home to cook dinner, help with homework, do the laundry and spend a few precious moments with her children.

Help us to remember that the pierced, tattooed, disinterested young man who can’t make change correctly is a worried 19-year-old college student, balancing his apprehension over final exams with his fear of not getting his student loans for next semester.

Remind us, Lord, that the scary looking bum, begging for money in the same spot every day (who really ought to get a job!) is a slave to addictions that we can only imagine in our worst nightmares.

Help us to remember that the old couple walking annoyingly slow through the store aisles and blocking our shopping progress are savoring this moment , knowing that, based on the biopsy report she got back last week, this will be the last year that they go shopping together.

Heavenly Father, remind us each day that, of all the gifts you give us, the greatest gift is love. It is not enough to share that love with those we hold dear. Open our hearts not to just those who are close to us, but to all humanity. Let us be slow to judge and quick to forgive, show patience, empathy and love. "

Author Unknown

ME THEN…. ME NOW

Hummm… just finished reading my last post.
Its been six months…. Huh :O
…and I’m not the same person anymore :(
But still the way of writing… ooops… typing… remains same
I guess… these little things…. These habits... only make us… who we are
Don’t know what I’m saying… but still I believe… you’ve understood what I couldn’t say

Oh by the way….. OSO was quite intertaining… and Sawariya… a big flop show…
(I know that you already know this… but still …)
How amazing that Ranbir and Sonam are not tagged as “flop”
Only the movie was a miss… not the stars…. Grt
M happy for them :)


Oky…. Time for flashback ;)

Date: … ummmm… I don’t remember… but that was just before Diwali
Time: … afternoon… I guess
Didn’t have much work… and was getting bored…. So I decided to pay lil attention to my dear blog… which I had created… for nothing else but timepass ;)

Pooh… leave those unnecessary details aside.
I was quite a happy person… or say… happier in compare to present :P
Yeah… happiness is quite a subjective matter that way…
Its only now that I’m realizing … I “was” ..”happy” at that time.
In the night you realize that during the day.. it was so bright and nice… :/ … ummm … something like that
But … still .. I like this unhappiness… because … next time … when the happiness comes back…. I will value it (hopefully ;) and will waste no time worrying about “if” :P
Heheheh… don’t give me those looks… I know easier said than done…. I ‘m most likely to do the same mistakes again and again… but “abhi ke liye…ye khayal achcha hai ;)”

What else…. Office and boss… are still same….
But I’ve learnt to deal with them in better manner…. :D
Now she doesn’t really give me any surprised looks when I ask her silly questions..
Oh …by the way… now I ask only 90 questions per day… :P 20 questions lesser than earlier

Gosh… so much has happened between…. That day… and … this day
Hardly 5 months… and … life is just so different now..
Actually no… life is still same… but the way I look at it now… is different…. Very different

Oops…. I am talking just about myself… and you must be getting bore… coz I’m not even giving any intresting details and jus going on cribbing about “something” :P
Hehehhe…. I didn’t ask you to read this… did i? ;)
But so sweet of you that you are still reading… :)…. Muuuaaahhhh
But don’t torture yourself anymore….. there is no “mirch-masala” you gonna get here
Its just upset ME …. Who wanted to talk… not to anyone in particular…but not even to myself…. So what better option than this blog….
…and I guess I am done now… or may be not… ummmmmm
Do I really want to write further…????
I don’t know….
I’d thought I am done… but my fingers are still going on… :/
Its difficult to understand people…. But at times its more difficult to understand your own self….. at least…for me it is…. :P
Oooohh… stop it….. stop typing…. Come on….
Mr. brain is tired and giving red alerts …
Come on kids… I know you love to type… but now its time to take some rest….
Erierjoewjrioewjrewrje…. Elreireji
Dfoerjiejre
Siernerne

Direire
Dorferier
Eirenre

Huh… oky… tired now…. :)
Byeeeeeeeeeeee
Take care of yourself …(I really mean it ;)

Love you all
:)
Cheers

LONG TIME….

Hello my little space…
I had almost forgotten about my dear blog…. :(
How could i???

Sorryyyyyyyyyy

Well… can’t think of anything interesting to write. Mind is jus full of all the “to do” lists. :P … yeah… I might sound like the most “lost in dreamland” person… but helllooo…. I can work too… how well… or how bad…. Is another question…. But yeah… for change these dayz m really busy…….. (most of the time jus troubling my boss with 100 n 10 questions per day… jus too get world’s most amazed expressions from her :D … naah… jus joking… she is too sweet to be tortured…. Hummm… hearing someone talking good about their boss is quite unusual… isn’t it? … hehe but when it comes to me… I guess any boss is better than an employee like me ;) … after all … even they should get a chance to crib about someone :D

Huh… enough of self critic I guess….
But wht to do… cant think of any better topic… mind is all occupied trying to decide which movie should be given preference … Om shanti Om ..or .. Sawariya… heheh
Yeah me tooo…. Why not… when the whole world (I mean the limited world I know ;) is talking abt this only…. How can I be left un-touched by the famous topic.

One has “the” famous SRK … the other one has “hot” looking (thts wht ppl say… I guess becoz of his towel dropping scene..which is censored by gov. now …;) Ranbir Kapoor

One has Deepika playing “dreamgal” (of our T20 cricketers ;)…. The other has pretty gal…with easy to relate gal next door looks…. Sonam Kapoor

One is by Farah Khan… other one by Sanjay Leela Bhansali… (sorry to say.. but none is my fav. … of course tht doesn’t mean tht they are not good )

USP of first one- bringing back 70’s style n fashion… for the other one its… (as always in Sanjay’s movies..) fantastic … larger than life… beautiful sets and costumes.

…….well well… this comparison can go on n on…. As even you might be doing the same discussion with your friends and colleagues… … but it really doesn’t matter that much…. Think about those new comer kids…. They have too much of “unnecessary” hype created.. much before the release. Viewers will be expecting A LOT from them… even the smallest flaw can disappoint them. I hope they are all prepared and has considered this before letting their PR people do this war planning. As its said… Too much of advertising can make a bad product fail much faster. But lets hope that… our new bollywood faces are not only good… but super good products … and we won’t be disappointed.... for our diwali gift… ;)

Wish you all A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS DIWALI. To all Gujjus… HAPPY NEW YEAR :) …. Have fun everyone… enjoy the movies… and please let me know your reviews… :D

Was jus thinking… that its been quite some time since I haven’t updated my blog. ( ..Don’t know if anyone even reads it :p …but still jus for ma self.. ) … so I jus thought… since its holiday n ‘m still in d office…. Absolutely no work… so why not to utilize this time…..started wid few lines.. but gosh… just cant concentrate on one thing… my thoughts are just so scattered today… or say… so many thoughts… and nearly impossible to put them in one basket :/ ..huh

Hey…I can write abt my office..heheh… I luv cribbing abt my office n work ;) … basically thts the reason why I work… so tht I have some new topics to talk abt… I can curs my boss for all tiny-winy problems of my life (including.. bad hair dayz..heheh) :p … can crib abt office and how life becomes miserable between over demanding coustmer and dumb suppliers.. ……ankhon me teri…ajab si ajab si aadain hain…hoooo…. Humm .. I want to watch this movie… SRK is looking cute even at this age.. :p … huh… wht all they do to maintain themselves… and then working 16 to 20 hours …. Damn… I love my easy life….. oh sorry… was I talking abt something else before? :O … ummm.. let me read it again…

BACK ON THE TRACK…

Yeah… I was talking abt my office… and the reasons why I work… hummm … huh… wht a day to talk abt work.. when I don’t have any work… and ‘m writing this as proof of it… :p … but still…its quite an intresting place… and while I’m writing this… some one shouts at the back… “hey… LLTT” (ugh… now whose there to bug me.. :/) ….( huh.. not me… he is shouting at someone else… but thts quite a weird style number… ) … “ me? … what does tht mean?” (oh.. means.. tht wasn’t a style code) … “ heheh.. tht means.. “Looking London Talking Tokyo” (lolz… I should’ve guessed it… but tht lady’s eyesight looks find to me.. :O) …. “hey… I’m not a squint :/” (I agree) “ lol… not tht… its becoz you are looking so lost today “ …(huh… m glad he doesn’t work wid me… gosh.. don’t want to even imagine wht pharse he would’ve come up wid… for me ) … hoooo ankhon me teriiiii… uuuuhhhhhh… not again… hey baby… jilenede iss pal kooo… oho… I didn’t mean another song… :/ …. Concentrate… concentrate…

Let me tell you about my team. Coolest team in the entire office :) (after all they’ve got me ;) … ah seriously… our team is coolest… with most hectic buyer…. Heheh… all other departments hate our buyer … the moment our buyer’s name is pronounce… it fells upon everyone like a magic spell… and the faces would say “we jus hate ur buyers”.. :p … at times even we do hate them… but hey… we’ve got valid reasons for tht…. They are so particular about everything… will keep rejecting our submits.. till the time we give up and take a stand… “Listen dude… it cant be better then this… accept it or jus cancel it… this is the best we can do :/” … heheh… of course this my version… the mail would be sent in better language… but believe me… they jus love to torture us… :( With 100 phones and mails per day… :p …. I believe I can flyyy … didn’t I jus tell u to shut-up???

Oh…you must be wondering… what work I do…. Well… jus in rite time… here comes my team-leader… “umm.. show me your nails” … I obery..like a good kid… “ humm… here.. take this garment… stupid ppl have sealed wrong label on it.. jus scrap it off plz.” … “ :O … ummm… oky… as you say :/ “ …

So bye people…. I’ve got to ‘scrap off’ other people’s mistake…. :p .. cheers everyone. :)

Rapid fire round ;)

I know I’m very moody person. But today I just got shocked by my own speed of changing moods…lolz :P

I was really upset about something… so just called up my Bro. and here goes the story….

00:00
I: helll…oooo (voice… almost cracking)
Bro: WHT HAPPENED?
I: (sob..sob)
I’m really upset…(sob…sob)… why this happens wid me only…. I m most miserable creature on earth… blah blah blah……
(sob…sob)

00:03
Bro: You and your stupid stories…lolz
I: hehehhehe… I know :P
Bro: Pagal…hahhaha
I: shut up…lolz… don’t laugh on my tragedy… stupid :D

00:08
I: I’m missing home… mommyyyy :(
Bro: yeah… me too
I: Feeling homesick.. lil worried also
Bro: hummm… I know… but don’t worry…they are alrite.

00:11
Bro: oh… shut up plzzzzzzzzz
I: Yeah… you don’t want to listen,
Bro: I hate you :/
I: I know it very well :/

00:13
Bro: hahhahah… how YOU got to know about this?
I:…. Tht’s a secreat ;)
Bro: lolz… intresting news… any other gossip? ;)

00:16
I: I’m worried about my job :(
Bro: humm.. don’t worry… “sab thik ho jaye ga’

00:19
I: life is so strange naa….
Bro: tht’s rite
I: at times I feel… we know so little
Bro: hummm… now will you please stop being so philosophical :P


00:22
silence

00:23
I: ohhh…. Stop gving me advices … I don’t need them.
Bro: of course… u do
I: ugh… don’t irritate me now.
Bro: why not ;) … its fun
I: NOT for me.. :/
Bro: :D
I: You are so mean

00:28
I: hey… just watched CHAK DE yesterday… good movie :)
Bro: I’m going for it tomorrow
I: any other movie you watched recently?

00:32
I: (singing a Himesh Reshmiya sont ;)
Bro: plzzzzzzzzzzz… I beg u….. STOP IT.

00:34
Bro: (singing another Himesh Reshmiya ;)
I: (screaming) SHUTTTTT UPPPPP

00:40
I: huh…. I miss you so much
Bro: me too :)
I: glad I could get through ur no. today
Bro: humm
I : … otherwise most of the time your phone is either switched off or out of coverage area :/
Bro: .hheheh… lucky me ;)
I: lolz… I see

00:44
I: oye… you’ve already done enough damage to my balance… bye now…tc :)
Bro: …lolz… bye bye.. tc :P

:)

( I guess I can set some kind of world record for changing maximum moods in minimum time ;) … why ya say?? :D )